“we bout to get twisted you comin or what?”
“nah man, i gotta go hit the books”
*Later that day*
“I wonder why he didn’t want to come with us”
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob
He never forgave. He never forgot.
Keep warm, keep safe.
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
IF I SEE “CONSENT IS SEXY” ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SCREAM. CONSENT IS NOT SEXY, CONSENT IS FUCKING MANDATORY. STOP TRYING TO MARKET THIS IN A WAY THAT DOESN’T DISPLAY HOW FUCKING MANDATORY IT IS TO HAVE CONSENT. IT IS NOT A PLUS. A PERK. A THING THAT DESERVES A COOKIE. IT. IS. FUCKING. MANDATORY.
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